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迪伦与寇尔·史普洛兹

@dylansprouse: 2020-1-25 Twitter
RT @HVRanch: Get you a dipping sauce that can do it all. #DollyPartonChallenge #HVRLove https://t.co/TqNKyo3RLV

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@dylansprouse: 2020-1-24 Twitter
@williammoalaeua @KINGDOMHEARTS SORRY BUT I DONT LOSE. GIT GUD

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@dylansprouse: 2020-1-24 Twitter
Spoilers for @KINGDOMHEARTS ReMind ahead: Very happy to announce that I voice Yozora in the dlc. I have lived out my edgy JRPG character fantasies from when I was a kid in one of the most nostalgic franchises for me. I even got to say “Sorry, but I don’t lose.” I’m over the moon! https://t.co/RPKZutwi44

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@colesprouse: 2020-1-22 Twitter
Fun projects on the way! Have fun listening to my voice deep in your ear canal https://t.co/9TevRNY9bj

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@dylansprouse: 2020-1-14 Twitter
@zerowondering Sora or Waluigi, never give up hope for my boy in purple

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@colesprouse: 2020-1-4 Twitter
What’s that saying about history again? https://t.co/iUfDzzwBzz https://t.co/eX7yVU8eIi

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@colesprouse: 2018-12-20 Twitter
Just a daddy long legs looking for his mommy wide thighs.

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@colesprouse: 2018-12-19 Twitter
If only we could all sue Fortnite for Christmas

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@colesprouse: 2018-12-16 Twitter
What a nice day to ruin my mood with social media.

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@colesprouse: 2018-12-1 Twitter
2018 sucked but at least Bhad bhabie’s publicist is out here killing the game.

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@colesprouse: 2018-11-9 Twitter
Yet another horrific shooting and every news outlet runs a profile piece on the shooter. Media must hold itself responsible for creating legacies and motives for these individuals. STOP USING THEIR NAME. Localize coverage to affected communities/ families and control this.

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@colesprouse: 2018-11-8 Twitter
All smiles here from the flashback episode of #riverdale https://t.co/Q81HuRs3Wl

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@colesprouse: 2018-11-6 Twitter
Political activism is important and apathy is no longer cool, do your research and get involved.

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@colesprouse: 2018-11-6 Twitter
Don’t get it confused, your ‘enemies’ are not the myriad of different, working class people that live in this country. Your actual enemy is the 1% robbing you of your liberties and securities while trying to point the blame downward.

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@colesprouse: 2018-10-30 Twitter
As someone that used to cosplay quite a bit, seeing all these Jughead costumes for Halloween and at conventions is giving me fits of joy

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@colesprouse: 2018-10-19 Twitter
4am. Can’t sleep. Should I be productive?, nay, another savage peppa pig compilation calls to me. I am cleansed.

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@colesprouse: 2018-10-9 Twitter
So does one night in an American hospital, who cares? https://t.co/o5XgaL0Ode

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@colesprouse: 2018-10-7 Twitter
Guy Fieri didn’t struggle for years just to have people wear flame tees ‘ironically’.

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@colesprouse: 2018-9-18 Twitter
@kj_apa It’s just the internet man, you can say fuck.

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@colesprouse: 2018-9-15 Twitter
Nothing like youtube's greatest hits, with fan favorites such as- "vines that helped me reconcile the oppressive futility of my mortality and my great grandmother's passing"

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@colesprouse: 2018-9-6 Twitter
@OscarTheGrouch Then you’ll love @dylansprouse

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@colesprouse: 2018-8-18 Twitter
Do not fear, it is I, the man with the naruto profile picture who has been commenting on all of your posts. I’m here to run into your embrace, arms straight back cause it makes me go faster I swear.

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@colesprouse: 2018-8-17 Twitter
Thanks to all the fans that had our backs over the last couple days, especially after that pic of my breasts was spread all over the internet.

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@colesprouse: 2018-8-13 Twitter
It’s been a long time coming. I’ve worked since I was in diapers, studied hard, went to university, and I may have almost broken a couple times but I finally did it. I am: choice male hottie.

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@colesprouse: 2018-8-6 Twitter
Let’s acknowledge Humpty Dumpty’s agency in falling off that wall, like, he should’ve known his limitations, he’s a sentient egg. It shouldn’t have been the state’s responsibility to put him back together again. smfh.

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@colesprouse: 2018-7-31 Twitter
Meme culture is just that guy in middle school who says your joke a little louder and the whole class laughs.

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@colesprouse: 2018-7-20 Twitter
@dylansprouse And the favorite one

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@dylansprouse: 2018-7-19 Twitter
You were the unplanned one @colesprouse

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@colesprouse: 2018-7-11 Twitter
Love you @dylansprouse #CowAppreciationDay

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@colesprouse: 2018-6-30 Twitter
Hell sounds pretty bad, sure, but have you ever watched ASMR eating videos?

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@colesprouse: 2018-6-18 Twitter
Don’t forget to acknowledge your father on social media today.

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@colesprouse: 2018-6-4 Twitter
There should be a dating app for people who post motivational quotes, they’re clearly all single.

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@colesprouse: 2018-6-3 Twitter
Home is where your loose hair is in abstract shapes on the shower wall.

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@colesprouse: 2018-5-23 Twitter
If you really think I’m petty enough to create a brand new account, just to remind the people who blocked me that they don’t mean shit, then you’re absolutely right.

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@colesprouse: 2018-5-15 Twitter
RT @HamillHimself: This is not a drill the FCC just announced #NetNeutrality ends on June 11 unless we stop it retwe…

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@colesprouse: 2018-5-15 Twitter
It's pronounced Sprouse, not Sprouse. Don't understand why there's confusion.

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@colesprouse: 2018-5-13 Twitter
I cant wait to be a mommy someday

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@colesprouse: 2018-5-4 Twitter
It’s all fun and games until Carrie Underwood digs her keys into the side of your pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive.

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@colesprouse: 2018-5-2 Twitter
Why put actor, model, singer, dancer, writer, creator in your bio when you can just put unemployed?

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@colesprouse: 2018-4-30 Twitter
Accidentally calling your teacher mom or dad is okay as long as you do it every class.

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@colesprouse: 2018-4-29 Twitter
No amount of escape rooms gunna help you escape the fact that your life’s a lie.

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@dylansprouse: 2018-4-28 Twitter
RT @colesprouse: Finally, the reboot we’ve all been waiting for https://t.co/CpDYOSB33m

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@colesprouse: 2018-4-28 Twitter
Finally, the reboot we’ve all been waiting for https://t.co/CpDYOSB33m

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@colesprouse: 2018-4-27 Twitter
I imagine the people who take my shitposts on twitter seriously are the same kids that used to scream at their parents in elementary.

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@colesprouse: 2018-4-19 Twitter
Manila Manila Manila!

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@colesprouse: 2018-4-17 Twitter
Two kinds of people in this great wide world: kids whose hamsters lived in modest socialist housing projects, and kids whose hamsters lived in a lavish network of palaces and multicolored tubes.

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@colesprouse: 2018-4-16 Twitter
Could you imagine loving and raising a child only to have that child record a live concert on their phone?

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@colesprouse: 2018-4-3 Twitter
Congrats to the amazing cast and crew of #riverdale for a season 3!

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@colesprouse: 2018-3-30 Twitter
Could you imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they’re a hypebeast. My god. The world is terrifying sometimes.

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@colesprouse: 2018-3-28 Twitter
So I’m confused, was Chamillionare named because of how much money he has, or because he owns millions of chameleons?

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@colesprouse: 2018-3-18 Twitter
Hope for you yet @dylansprouse https://t.co/yUlEr6Jkcs

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@colesprouse: 2018-3-14 Twitter
Hawking, the conversation continues because of you. Rest In Peace.

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@colesprouse: 2018-2-23 Twitter
New Cover and story for @ASOS mag. Sell some lemonade, earn that cash, then spend it all on this issue. Send the magazine to your enemies, send the magazine to your friends, fold me up into origami swans, doesn't matter cause it's too late, you contributed to capitalism~ https://t.co/7AKkybc11e

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@colesprouse: 2018-2-10 Twitter
If you don’t jam to Dave Matthews, wear boat shoes, and aren’t holding a fish in your profile pic- don’t even TRY to slide into a dm.

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